They have all those medications that get in the way of good Whackings!
It is a good workout. I am thinking of starting a new workout routine called:
WHACK THE POUNDS AWAY!!!
Just Whack and Whack until you lose those awful, ugly extra pounds!!!
OR, Just have your friends and family whack you mercilessly until you lose all sense of proportion and balance, then you won't care what you weigh.
OFFICER, I SUGGEST YOU USE YOUR NIGHTSTICK!
Good God, what the hell am I thinking?
I can't tell everyone all my fantastic weight-loss techniques, or I will give away my
INTELLECTUAL CAPITAL
for no cash, check, or recompense of any kind!
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THE EBOLA DIET
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ONCE YOU ARE ON THE EBOLA DIET, YOU WILL BE AMAZED AT HOW MUCH WEIGHT YOU LOSE!
DROP THE POUNDS FAST BY INSTANTLY LIQUEFYING ALL THOSE EXCESS ORGANS!
CALL 800-MY-EBOLA for details today.
You've got nothing to lose but the weight, and your spleen!
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Have you ever heard of Jose Yimenez? That's not my name, but I believe I know the guy. Have you heard of him?
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- Today
- I
- Think
- We
- Are
- All
- Crazy
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The Constitution of the United States of America enumerates the Rights we all take for granted.
Very few Americans actually know what Rights we have provided to us in our Constitution.
This section of the goober blog is intended to give all Americans a refresher course on our inalienable Rights.
The United States Constitution includes many Amendments, and the first 10 Amendments are recognized as our Bill Of Rights.
UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION - FIRST 10 AMENDMENTS - BILL OF RIGHTS
- The Right Of The People To Talk Amongst Themselves, and Gossip, and Snark To One Another, And To Read Perez Hilton Will Not Be Abridged.
- Realtors Are Not There To Be Your Best Friend, They Just Want The Sale.
- The Right Of The People To Have Some Privacy While Looking At Entertainment Tonight, American Idol, Bloomberg and Internet Porn Shall Not Be Abridged.
- The People Shall Watch MTV Cribs At All Hours Of The Day And Night.
- The Right of The People To Eat Crap Junkfood and Drink Rockstar And Vodka While Talking Incessantly About Their Commitment To Healthy Living Shall Not Be Abridged, Even When They Sneak In To A Mcdonald's For Fries.
- All The People Shall Play Sunday Afternoon Quarterback And Second Guess The President And All His Minions In All Their Decisions From This Day Forward, Time Without End, Amen.
- The Right Of The People To Drive Giant Gas-Sucking Sport Utility Vehicles Shall Remain Sacrosanct For All Eternity, and Also The Right To Throw Away Copious Amounts Of Plastic Water Bottles, Disposable Diapers, And Other Non-Biodegradable Objects Which Shall Congregate In The Middle Area (Which Is Un-Navigable) Of The Pacific Ocean.
- Congress Shall Make No Law Made Respecting Any Religion Except Christianity, And All Other Religions Shall Be Suspect, Especially Mormonism and Islam. Catholicism and Judaism Shall Be Given Partial Pass, While Still Being A Little Suspect.
- A Well Regulated Militia, Being Necessary To The Security Of A Free State, The Right Of The People To Keep And Bear Automatic Weapons, Grenade Launchers, Napalm and Nuclear Warheads, Shall Not Be Infringed. The People Shall Copletely Forget The Part About "Well Regulated".
- The Right Of The People To Be Secure In Their Persons, Houses, Papers, And Effects, Against Unreasonable Searches And Seizures, Shall Not Be Violated, And No Warrants Shall Issue, But Upon Probable Cause, Supported By Oath Or Affirmation, And Particularly Describing The Place To Be Searched, And The Persons Or Things To Be Seized, Unless of Course The Phone Company Has Provided Phone Records To The Office Of Dick Cheney, Or You Have Looked At An Internet Site You Should Not Look At, In Which Case, You Are Royally Screwed.
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What the hell?
What the hell?
What The HELL???
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Wow, I am so happy that my country is on the path it is currently on.....................
KILL ALL IRAQIS!
KILL ALL AFGHANIS! ?
KILL ALL WHO ARE DIFFERENT FROM US!!! ?
Jesus God, What the hell are we thinking here?
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Our problems will not end with a new Adminstration. We are going to have to monitor all our leaders for some time.
They are not doing what we need, they are just doing what they want.
Power begets power, Power craves Power, Power Corrupts, and Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely.
We have to remember, the failures of the Republican Party will be emulated, copied in failures of the Democratic Party.
Just give them time.
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I really feel that the quality of discourse, activity and conflict are far lower than they have ever been in the history of the United States.
There is a disturbing quality making itself more evident in American life. It is what I feel we should all be aware of, and careful to avoid.
It is the Coarsening of American Values.
Far too many people are now interested in only what they can get for themselves. And while this can be a good thing for a Capitalist economy, taken to extreme it leaves nothing for the country to build on, nothing for all of us to come together to support, nothing to share in the way 0f sacrifice, since no one is willing to sacrifice anything in this age anyway.
Our current Administration and Congress have asked us to sacrifice nothing for this war effort. This is far different from what was asked of the people in any previous war or military effort.
We have no sense of direction, no sense of shared effort, no common goal. And that is only one of the failed aspects of this effort, unfortunately.
We are all now only interested in what we can get for ourselves.
The Administration and the Congress are only out for themselves. They only work for their own narrow victories.
States are only interested in their own narrow victories, pushing to make their Primary Elections earlier, to affect the General Elections greater, to make their mark, with no thought of the reasoning behind all the election organization that exists today.
For some reason, when I heard and read about the States defying convention and party requirements, and pushing their Primaries earlier, I could only think of:
The Decline And Fall Of The Roman Empire.
None of us is aware of the speed at which we are going down the drain of history.
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AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT:
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
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