Saturday, April 5, 2008

How To Be Uber Successful

Today we will learn how to be Uber Successful.

This seminar will give you all the tools to:

Make a Billion Dollars in Real Estate in Your Spare Time!

First, get a billion dollars. Then put it in real estate, and see what happens.

You'll probably have a lot of spare time already, so you shouldn't screw it up by working too hard.

And if you have that much time and money, you can afford to get my next book:

How To Kill Friends And Torture People For Fun And Profit!

It's really Uber good.

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