Saturday, April 5, 2008

Pay Per Post? What A Deal!

Welcome To
PayPerPost University!
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Today We Will Learn
How To Blog For Money,
Supporting Companies
You Don't Care About,
Who Sell Products You Don't Need!
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Simply Get Online
Several Times Each Day
To Falsely Sing The Praises
Of Products And Services That
We All Know, Love And Use, Such As:
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THE RONCO POCKET FISHERMAN
DEPENDS UNDERGARMENTS
ANUSOL HEMORRHOID PAIN RELIEVER
ARM & HAMMER BAKING SODA DOUCHE
FLEECE & FLY LIFE INSURANCE
GREEN FOG HALITOSIS SPRAY
BALD SPOT COVER IN A CAN
MUCINEX
MUCELAGE
ELMER'S GLUE AND PASTE
DONALD TRUMPS' SMIRK REMOVER
THE NEW, IMPROVED,
ELECTRIC DOG POLISHER
TREE SAP
HUMAN SAPS
BEANO
GLOW IN THE DARK TV DINNERS
THE CLAPPER

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